Brian was an asshole. Nobody liked him. And I mean nobody. He was the most hated person in all the world. Even the animals hated Brian. All of Brian’s gay lovers hated him as well, as he never got them to climax. One hated him to the point he murdered Brian in his sleep with a rusty spoon. The police were called. No charges against Brian’s lover was made, and the whole world worshiped Tony, Brian’s killer, as their savior from Brian’s shittyness.
In memory of Tyler. I’ve got nothing more to say about him.